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I got home from work and my Internet service was down. I tried to get on the neighbor’s network, which, by the way, is named “Lady Valentine.” I imagine she wears red and black lacy lingerie pretty much 24/7. (I hope she doesn’t read this and set up a password because my [...]

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Vodka

That’s how I would sum up last night. Vodka. The party I went to was sponsored by Skyy, and there was lots and lots and lots of vodka there. Good thing, too, because I had to mingle with strangers, and I need lots and lots and lots of vodka for that. I [...]

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Genius

When I have to go in to work, I am usually done right around noon, so I inevitably spend the entire train ride home thinking about what I’m going to eat for lunch. This means that by the time I walk in my apartment door, I’ve been thinking about food for a good 45 [...]

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So needless to say I woke up with a headache this morning and had a ton of stuff to do like errands, grocery shopping, cleaning, etc. For breakfast I had the same thing as yesterday, minus the banana because we were all out:

Then we walked Jack to the other end of the neighborhood to [...]

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I started my morning by falling ON MY FACE in the middle of the gym. I was trying to do these one leg lunges from Kelly’s blog, which I still think is awesome despite the fact that I’m considering suing her for emotional distress.
No, it’s not her fault. It’s not mine, either. [...]

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Flax is your friend

I decided not to tempt fate by having three scary bacon sandwiches in a row, so I made a smoothie:

I love closing my eyes and pretending I’m having ice cream for lunch. Specifically, a Wendy’s frosty. I even eat it with a spoon, which I pretend is a French fry.
Also, I wanted to [...]

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Dinner was somewhat interesting last night, in that it was nonexistent. But that’s not to say I didn’t eat, because oh, did I eat. It all started innocently enough with this:

And it ended with this:

In between, there was frozen yogurt, beer, and um, a couple tortilla chips. With cheese. Also known [...]

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I’m a little behind, sorry.  I don’t celebrate Easter but I had a bunch of stuff to get done today, most of which involved walking.  My toes are sore.  And would you believe this?  Target was closed today.  I mean, seriously.  Totally ridiculous.  We walked all the way to this fake “mall” that basically consists [...]

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Duh

There was no way I was going to not have this for a snack today.

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This afternoon I got hungry again so I had an apple with a little peanut butter spread over it:

It looks like caramel, right? Made me want some.
And chocolate chips after dinner:

Okay, gotta go - the gauntlet is on. Anyone else watch that show?? So much drama, I love it. But Jack [...]

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